1 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,273 - Hi Mr. Wilson. 2 00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:10,042 Would you like me to play something for you 3 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,143 on my trumpet? 4 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:12,544 - No I wouldn't, Dennis. 5 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:14,046 I'm busy. 6 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,015 Go play for somebody else. 7 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,249 - OK. 8 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,018 I'll play for you then, Mrs. Wilson. 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,419 - Well, I don't know dear. 10 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:21,653 - Wait til you hear this song. 11 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:23,055 I made it up myself. 12 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:30,062 - That's lovely dear. 13 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:31,230 Have some candy. 14 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:33,098 It's nice chewy taffy. 15 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:35,801 - Gee thanks, Mrs. Wilson. 16 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:36,702 Tommy's outside. 17 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,904 I'll take him some too. 18 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:44,343 - Here you are, Tommy. 19 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:45,544 - Oh boy. 20 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:46,645 Swell. - See? 21 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:47,946 I told ya. 22 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:50,015 Every time I play my horn, somebody 23 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:52,352 gives me something to put in my mouth. 24 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:00,960 [theme music] 25 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:22,881 - All right, Dennis. 26 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:24,083 Give her all you got now. 27 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,617 Put her in here. 28 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:26,218 - OK. 29 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:27,220 Here she comes. 30 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:35,561 - This time, Fred, how about swinging at a real one and I'll 31 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:36,996 shag it for ya. 32 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,164 - No, you might run out in the street and get hit by a car 33 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:40,933 and then I'd have you on my conscience. 34 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,335 I'll pitch a couple. 35 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:46,006 - Make it a speed ball, Fred. 36 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:46,639 - OK. 37 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,478 [grunting] 38 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:53,712 - OK, Dennis? 39 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:57,116 - Boy, that was so fast, I didn't even see it. 40 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,884 Pitch it to me again. 41 00:01:58,885 --> 00:02:00,285 - I got a better idea. 42 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,855 I'll show you how to throw one in from left field. 43 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,189 You grab it tight, see? 44 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:09,061 And you lean way back and then you let it go. 45 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,729 Now you practice. 46 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:14,501 Now grab it tight, lean way back, now let her go. 47 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,071 - Jeepers. 48 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:21,774 [ball smacking wall] 49 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:26,078 - You better build this barbecue on the other side on the yard. 50 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,613 - It wouldn't do any good. 51 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:31,183 I'm not safe from those kids in my own bathtub. 52 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:32,751 No, this is the place to put it. 53 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:34,119 Just tear this down. 54 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,521 Put the barbecue right here. 55 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:37,089 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Mr. Wilson! 56 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,323 Hey, Mr. Wilson! 57 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,592 Did my ball fall in your yard? 58 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:43,662 - Well, I don't think it's going to cost you so much. 59 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,598 - Oh good. 60 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:49,368 - Considering the pleasure you're going to get out of it. 61 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:50,502 - How much? 62 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,371 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Thanks, Mr. Wilson! 63 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:55,407 Thanks a lot for throwing my ball back, Mr. Wilson. 64 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:56,975 - All right, Dennis, run along and play. 65 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,677 How much? 66 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:03,415 - Well, it won't take long to get that out of there. 67 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:04,616 Let's see. 68 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:07,319 About 1,500 brick. 69 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:10,856 Two men, a couple of days. 70 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:16,628 Oh, I'd say roughly $282. 71 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,397 - $282? 72 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:19,932 - You think it over, Mr. Wilson. 73 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,500 When you make up your mind, let us know. 74 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:25,237 - Thank you for your time and trouble, Mr. Erickson. 75 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:29,475 - I'm glad to have met you, Mr. Erickson. 76 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:33,212 - $282 indeed! 77 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,747 - Oh hi, Mrs. Wilson. 78 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:35,881 - Hello, Dennis. 79 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,349 - Think he's got himself a sucker. 80 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,917 Why, for that kind of money, I could 81 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:41,086 build that barbecue myself. 82 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,254 - Yourself? 83 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,957 - Boy, that's a swell idea, Mr. Wilson. 84 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,925 I'll bet you could build the best 85 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,828 barbecue in the whole world. 86 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:51,630 - Well, I don't know why I can't. 87 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:53,599 - Oh, dear. 88 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,733 - Oh hello. 89 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,402 Ace High Brick and Cement? 90 00:03:56,403 --> 00:04:00,139 This is George Wilson at 625 Elm Street. 91 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:02,841 Now I want to build a barbecue, eight feet long, 92 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:06,912 about four feet wide, 36 inches high, with a four foot chimney. 93 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,048 Now how much will the bricks cost me? 94 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,549 Delivered? 95 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:11,583 Hmm? 96 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,385 No, they don't have to be stacked. 97 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:14,820 Yes, I'll wait. 98 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:16,188 - George, are you sure? 99 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,490 - Just a minute, Martha. 100 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:20,359 Oh, yes. 101 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,162 $126.25. 102 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:27,232 Oh, well can you deliver them this afternoon? 103 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:29,435 Thank you very much. 104 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,303 - I hope you know what you're doing dear. 105 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:33,872 - Well of course, Martha, my dear. 106 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:35,341 Where else could I make that kind 107 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:37,444 of money for just a couple days work? 108 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,081 Oh, I got to get my tools. 109 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,082 - Oh, I'll get them for ya. 110 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:43,983 - Never mind, Dennis. 111 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,651 I'll get them. 112 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,254 Now I'm going to tear down this grape arbor. 113 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,160 - Dennis! 114 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:58,097 Leave that alone. 115 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:01,867 Oh well, here, if you really want to help me. 116 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:05,137 Take this nail and put it in the trash barrel for me 117 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,606 way over by the garage. 118 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:20,652 - Hey, Mr. Wilson! 119 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,254 Come quick! 120 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,255 - Uh? 121 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,125 What's the matter, Dennis? - Look! 122 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:31,096 - (LAUGHING) Why, it's like a chelonian. 123 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,666 And a very fine specimen indeed. 124 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,134 - It's a what? 125 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,935 - A chelonian. 126 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:39,104 - It sure looks like a turtle to me. 127 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:41,373 - That's the popular name for it. 128 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:43,876 - Do you think it belongs to anybody? 129 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,444 - No. 130 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,413 No, I'd say he's been living around here for quite some time 131 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:48,514 now. 132 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:49,848 We probably disturbed his little home 133 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,718 when we pulled out this grape arbor. 134 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:53,919 - Jeepers turtle. 135 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,088 We didn't mean to spoil your house. 136 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,090 What do you think I ought to call him? 137 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,658 - Well how about Myrtle? 138 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:01,260 Myrtle the Turtle. 139 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:02,461 - That's a girl's name. 140 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,229 And after what happened to my rabbit, 141 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,098 I don't think my dad would let me 142 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,434 have another pet with a girl's name. 143 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:10,736 - Well I don't think you have to worry about that, Dennis. 144 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:12,304 Turtles lay eggs. 145 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,839 - I better not take any chances. 146 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,642 I'm going to call him Jimmy. 147 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:17,676 - George? 148 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:19,044 - Oh yes, dear. 149 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,813 - The truck is here with your bricks. 150 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,114 - Good. Good. 151 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,849 I'll be right in to make them out a check. 152 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,117 - Oh boy. 153 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,919 Come on, Jimmy, let's go see the truck. 154 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,053 - Oh Dennis. 155 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,188 Tell them to leave it right there. 156 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,422 I'll be right out. 157 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:31,791 - OK, Mr. Wilson. 158 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,097 - Is this the Wilson driveway, kid? 159 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,732 - It sure is. 160 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,701 And Mr. Wilson told me to tell you to leave it right here. 161 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:43,802 - Are you sure? 162 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,805 - That's what he said. - OK Joe. 163 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,808 He wants us to leave them here. 164 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,753 - Well they were certainly prompt Martha. 165 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,622 Now that's the kind of service the public appreciates. 166 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:08,328 - Oh boy! 167 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,801 - Tell Mr. Wilson the office said to send him the bill. 168 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,104 - Hey! Hey! 169 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,307 Wait a minute! 170 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:23,709 Hey! 171 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:26,211 Oh, wait a minute! 172 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:27,813 Oh for Pete's sake. 173 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:31,150 Now how am I going to get my car out of the garage? 174 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:34,053 Dennis, why did you let them leave it here? 175 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,187 - Jeepers, Mr. Wilson. 176 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,823 I just told them what you said. 177 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:40,059 To leave it right here. 178 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,127 - Oh, I meant the truck, not the bricks. 179 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,395 Oh great Scot. 180 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:45,231 Now I've got to move all these bricks. 181 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:49,134 - You got a wheelbarrow, Mr. Wilson? 182 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,436 Just tell me where you want them and I'd 183 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:52,271 be glad to move them for you. - Me too. 184 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,306 - Oh now, that's very nice of you, Fred. 185 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,274 Yes. 186 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,809 The wheelbarrow's in my tool shed. 187 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,210 - I'll get my wagon. 188 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,379 Here, you can hold Jimmy. 189 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,880 - I will not. 190 00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:03,315 - I want to help too. 191 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,751 - Oh Dennis, take that turtle of yours and go home. 192 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:06,553 Now home! 193 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,325 - I don't mind helping you Mr. Wilson. 194 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,928 I can use a few extra bucks. 195 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,328 - Oh? 196 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,864 - Well I only charge $1 an hour. 197 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:22,468 - Well I can't leave that pile of bricks there overnight. 198 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,536 All right, Freddy, but remember now. 199 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:28,640 I expect an hour's work for an hour's pay. 200 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:31,443 - Now Dennis may have had his feelings hurt, Mitchell. 201 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,947 I just wanted to explain I was merely 202 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,414 looking out for his safety. 203 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,416 - I understand perfectly, Mr. Wilson. 204 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:40,052 I guess Dennis is used to your yelling at him. 205 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,287 I mean everybody yells at Dennis. 206 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:45,591 I do it myself sometimes. 207 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:46,960 - Jeepers, Mr. Wilson. 208 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,328 I'm not mad at you. 209 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,663 - I'm glad to hear it Dennis. 210 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,199 - So as soon as I get home from school tomorrow, 211 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,435 I'll be over to help you. 212 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,405 - That's very kind of you Dennis but you needn't hurry. 213 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:02,374 I've already hired Fred Baines to help me. 214 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,511 Well he needs the money worse than you do. 215 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,180 - I'm not going to charge you Mr. Wilson. 216 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,182 - Well I wouldn't think of having anybody work for me 217 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,017 for nothing Dennis. 218 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:17,022 - Well is it OK if I take the money? 219 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,224 - Well you have work to do here at home, son. 220 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,193 - That won't take me very long Dad. 221 00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:25,464 And good old Mr. Wilson needs all the help he can get. 222 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,566 - I'd appreciate it very much Mitchell if you'd 223 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:31,403 let Dennis work for me an hour or so in the afternoon. 224 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,838 - You would? 225 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:35,174 - It would be worth $0.10 an hour for me to have someone I could 226 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,676 trust walk up and down the sidewalk to see that none 227 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:41,046 of the other children came anywhere near my backyard. 228 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,448 - You mean like a guard? 229 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,115 Oh boy. 230 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,049 That'd be swell! 231 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,584 Can I Dad? 232 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,585 Oh boy. 233 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,053 I've got a job! 234 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,156 And I'm even going to get paid! 235 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,608 - How many times do I have to tell you. 236 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,410 You don't live at Mr. Wilson's anymore. 237 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:15,381 Understand? 238 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,181 - Hi Dennis. 239 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:17,182 What you playing? 240 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:18,784 - I'm not playing anything. 241 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,285 I'm a guard. 242 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,921 And good old Mr. Wilson is paying me $0.10 to keep you 243 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,124 little kids out. Halt! 244 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,825 You goes there? 245 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:27,860 - Fred Baines. 246 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,128 - What you got there? 247 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,796 - My record player. 248 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,231 - You sure it isn't a bomb? 249 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,466 - Take a look for yourself. 250 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:38,370 - Yeah, it's a record player, all right. 251 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,408 OK, Mr. Baines, you can go in. - Thanks. 252 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,252 - Hi Mr. Wilson. 253 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,154 - Oh hello there Fred. 254 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,923 Say, I'm glad to see you. 255 00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:58,991 - What do you want me to do? 256 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,659 - Well it isn't difficult. 257 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,462 You just have to work fast so that the cement doesn't 258 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,663 dry on you. 259 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,065 - Well I've laid brick for my father before. 260 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:06,966 - Oh good. 261 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,567 Good. 262 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:11,570 Now you just want to make sure that the bricks are 263 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,739 nice and straight. 264 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,174 There, you get the idea. 265 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,643 Put the mortar on nice and even. 266 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,445 That's it. 267 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,680 Fine. 268 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,249 All right, now try it a little faster, Fred. 269 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,918 You know, there's nothing like laying brick 270 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,721 at a good, fast clip to build up the muscles in your pitching 271 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,622 arm. - Oh yeah? 272 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,091 - That's right. 273 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,995 A little faster now. 274 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,665 There, that's the idea. 275 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,100 Yeah. 276 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,702 Now you're getting the idea. 277 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,938 That's it. 278 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:49,708 Well, you carry on Fred. 279 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,277 I could use a breather. 280 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,921 - George you look exhausted. 281 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:06,058 - Well I am Martha, but that barbecue's 282 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,326 going to be worth it. 283 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,828 You know nothing tastes so good as outdoor cooking. 284 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,230 - I know dear. 285 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,699 But I still wish you'd let Mr. Erickson build it. 286 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,267 - Oh nonsense. 287 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,070 Why Fred and I can have that thing up in less than a week. 288 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,806 Smartest thing I ever did was to hire that boy. 289 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:23,108 Oh he's a good worker. 290 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,477 [rock music playing] 291 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,386 - Great Scot! 292 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,126 - Oh for Pete's Sake, boy. 293 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,195 Turn that blasted thing off! 294 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,763 - Too loud for you? 295 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,964 - Just turn that off! 296 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,100 - Maybe you'd like the B side better. 297 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,768 Everybody knows you work better by music. 298 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,905 That's a psychological fact. 299 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,673 - Well if you have to have it on. 300 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:58,677 But well, keep it down a little, will you boy. 301 00:12:58,678 --> 00:12:59,645 - OK. 302 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,046 - Good grief. 303 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,614 [rock music playing] 304 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:08,887 - Hey Fred! 305 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,857 Turn it up some more, will you? 306 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,426 I can't hear it so good anymore. 307 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,083 - Hi Mr Wilson, how's it going today? 308 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,618 - Oh hello there Fred. 309 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,652 Just fine. 310 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:44,556 But oh hold on there a minute boy. 311 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:48,127 I got a little something here for you. 312 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,429 It's a present. 313 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:50,929 - A present? 314 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:51,930 How come? 315 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,666 - Well it's not exactly new. 316 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,402 But I had some fresh batteries put in it for you. 317 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,104 Oh it'll work for months without recharging. 318 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,273 Now look I'll show you how you do this thing. 319 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:05,277 You see you just keep this right here in your pocket like that, 320 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,247 put this plug in your ear, turn it on there, 321 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,182 and you can tune it up as high as you'd like. 322 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,884 - Gee that's awfully nice of you but it's 323 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,485 no trouble spinning the platter. 324 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,320 - Well it is to me. 325 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:16,956 - It'll fall out when I lean over. 326 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,824 - Well then don't lean over, Fred. 327 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:19,658 Squat. 328 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:20,926 See squat. 329 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:21,660 Oh it's much better for the leg muscles. 330 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,262 - Yeah but-- 331 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,198 - And good leg muscles are mighty important to a baseball player. 332 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,569 - Hey crazy. 333 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,938 - Not as crazy as I'd be if I had to listen to that thing 334 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:33,939 anymore. 335 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,140 - What'd you say, Mr. Wilson? 336 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:38,444 - I said-- oh let's get to work Fred. 337 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,080 Now you take over right here where I left off. 338 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,414 Climb over there. 339 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,451 Work fast enough so the cement doesn't dry on you. 340 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,423 That's the way. 341 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,096 I want to go in the house. 342 00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:01,033 I've got some things I have to do. 343 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:18,350 Fred! 344 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,284 - Hey Fred. 345 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,086 Why don't you have the music on? 346 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,588 - Never mind that. 347 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,057 You know what happens to a sentry that leaves his post. 348 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,059 - Mr. Wilson wouldn't shoot me. 349 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,694 He's my friend. 350 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,529 Say, what's you got in your ear. 351 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,697 - It's a radio. 352 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,265 - Can I try it? 353 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,933 - Yeah. 354 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,903 - Here let me do it. - Jeepers. 355 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:41,508 Jeepers. 356 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,512 [music playing] 357 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,681 Jeepers. 358 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,215 Boy that sure is swell. 359 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:54,319 I'm sure glad I didn't bust it for you. 360 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,087 Hey! 361 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,991 - That's enough. 362 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,158 - My turtle. 363 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,360 Where's my turtle? 364 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,127 Hey Jimmy! 365 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,362 Where are you? 366 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:08,400 Jimmy! 367 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,103 Who could've gotten stuck in there. 368 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,408 - Martha, what would you like tomorrow night? 369 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,545 Barbecued ribs, sirloin steak, or shish kabob? 370 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,181 - Do you really think it'll be ready by then? 371 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,716 - Of course it will. 372 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,184 All we have to do is finish up the top of the chimney 373 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,919 and set in the grill. 374 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,521 - I must admit I've had some misgivings. 375 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,224 - Oh it's worked out perfectly, my dear. 376 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,727 Yes, I've got my money's worth out of Fred, Dennis out 377 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:37,930 of my hair, and I've saved $150. 378 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,499 - Well that's wonderful dear. 379 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:45,838 - Gee Mr. Wilson. 380 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,639 This is going to be just great. 381 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,774 - Oh Mitchell. 382 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,642 Well Fred helped too, you know. 383 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,979 - Yeah, DaVinci had his Mona Lisa and Mr. Wilson's 384 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,948 got his barbecue. 385 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,549 - Say has anybody seen my turtle? 386 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,651 - You better get back to your job, son. 387 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,819 - Your turtle? 388 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,821 - Yeah, he's missing again. 389 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,823 Hey, he went in there once. 390 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,759 - I'll look down here Dennis. 391 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,360 - Can you see him? 392 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,596 - Oh there he is, way over on the left. 393 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,597 - Here Dennis, let me. 394 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,798 Let me try. 395 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,033 - I'll get a rake. - See if I-- 396 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:14,934 - Don't hurt him. 397 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,235 Don't hurt my turtle. 398 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,203 - Better get him before he crawls up inside 399 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,606 or we'll have to tear the front down. 400 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,540 - Oh no! 401 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,542 No! 402 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,277 - We may have to call the Humane Society 403 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:29,215 or somebody to the rescue. - Jeepers. 404 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,892 - Give me the Fire Department. 405 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,060 Hey Fire Department. 406 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,262 Come right away to 625 Elm Street. 407 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,064 Hurry! 408 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,598 - I think I see him. 409 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,968 A little more to the right. 410 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,136 - Don't hurt my turtle. 411 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:55,841 - Here Jimmy! 412 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:56,842 Here Jimmy! 413 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,611 - Dennis! 414 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,580 - Here Jimmy! 415 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,685 - Let me try again, Mr. Wilson. 416 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:07,486 - Oh. 417 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,888 - Here Jimmy! 418 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,490 Careful Dad. 419 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,491 - We'll get him son. 420 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:13,892 I'll get him 421 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,494 - Here Jimmy! 422 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,896 [sirens wailing] 423 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,099 [footsteps running] 424 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,336 - Don't worry lady. 425 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,404 We'll have it out in no time. 426 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,572 Where is it? Where's the fire? 427 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,806 - Fire? 428 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,475 Fire! 429 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,476 - You take upstairs. 430 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,844 I'll take down here. 431 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:32,845 - Help George! 432 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:33,746 Help! 433 00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:34,447 The house is on fire! 434 00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:42,789 - Hey! Jeepers. 435 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,360 - George here! 436 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,362 Oh George! 437 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,675 - My stamp collection! 438 00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:06,078 Oh my goodness! 439 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,013 My trophies! 440 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,381 - Oh the lovely things. 441 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,316 The sweater I was knitting you for your birthday. 442 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,552 - Martha. Give me a hand here. 443 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,553 Quick! 444 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,555 That's it dear. 445 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,023 Don't lose your head dear. 446 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,525 Just stay calm. 447 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,527 Stay calm! 448 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,529 - Dear, I am! 449 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,931 - Stay calm! 450 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,099 Stay calm! 451 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,904 - Turn it off! 452 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:35,474 Turn it off! 453 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,775 - Oh you're pushing. 454 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:37,743 - Stop now, folks. 455 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,044 We couldn't find anything. 456 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,512 - You couldn't find anything? 457 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,881 Martha, you said the house was on fire. 458 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:43,816 - I didn't say it. 459 00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:44,783 He did! 460 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,385 - Who turned in the alarm? 461 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,721 It's a serious offense to turn in a false alarm. 462 00:19:48,722 --> 00:19:50,055 - Hey somebody listen. 463 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,358 Please Mr. Fireman, save Jimmy! 464 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,058 - Jimmy? 465 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,760 - Oh for Pete's sake! 466 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,761 - Save Jimmy. 467 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:56,729 Here's in the wall. 468 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:57,629 - Jimmy? 469 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,564 - Please Mr. Fireman. 470 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,299 Save my turtle! 471 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,600 - OK sonny. Don't worry. 472 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,369 We'll get him out. 473 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,239 - Any idea where he is? 474 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,374 - He's inside the barbecue. 475 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,175 I saw him way over in the corner. 476 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,878 - Well a turtle couldn't move more than a few inches. 477 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,646 - He moves faster than you think. 478 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,483 Jimmy's the fastest turtle in the world whole! 479 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,218 - Well maybe to be on the save side. 480 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:22,721 We'll knock out this portion of the barbecue right here. 481 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,489 - No! No! 482 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,558 No! Jimmy! 483 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,726 You come out of there. 484 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,761 Do you hear me? 485 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,929 You get out of there at once! 486 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,564 - George don't get so excited. 487 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,866 - But Martha! 488 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:36,669 - How would you all like a nice cold glass of lemonade? 489 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,637 It's all made. 490 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,206 [banging] 491 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,316 - Mitchell! 492 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,787 There's no fire! Look! 493 00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,758 - Don't you worry, Mr. Wilson. 494 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,493 I'll help you build it up again. 495 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,494 - Oh thanks. 496 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:12,738 - Jeepers. 497 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:13,973 Thanks! 498 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:15,207 - Thank you gentlemen. 499 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,543 - It's all in a day's work. 500 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:23,649 - I think I'd like to go in and lie down. 501 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:24,616 - C'mon. 502 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,652 We better get home Dennis. 503 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,624 - Crazy 504 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:44,136 - Mrs. Wilson, did you happen to see where I put my radio? 505 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:47,007 - No, I didn't Fred. 506 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:49,274 Well, I guess a hardworking boy like you 507 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,677 can drink this all by himself. 508 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:52,444 - Thanks. 509 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,846 - And Fred. 510 00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:56,016 Try to be as quiet as you can. 511 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:59,118 Mr. Wilson doesn't feel at all well. 512 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:00,052 - I will Mrs. Wilson. 513 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:01,254 And thanks for the lemonade. 514 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,228 Now I wonder where I put that. 515 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,641 - (SINGING) Get my fire good and hot. 516 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:28,982 - Does it really work? 517 00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:30,549 - Of course it does Martha. 518 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:35,521 When George Wilson builds something, he builds it right. 519 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,288 Oh say, my dear. 520 00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:37,523 We've got plenty of steak. 521 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:38,824 Why don't we ask the Mitchells to join 522 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,325 us and Fred and his folks? 523 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:41,560 - Well don't you think it'd be better 524 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,997 if we tried it out on ourselves first? 525 00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:45,364 - Well now what could go wrong? 526 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,800 It won't be any work for you, honey bunch. 527 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:49,535 I'll do all the cooking. 528 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,869 - Well if you want to. 529 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,104 I'll get the phone. 530 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:53,772 - Oh just bring the phone out here dear. 531 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,474 I'll call them. 532 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,276 Now make a salad, and something for dessert 533 00:22:57,277 --> 00:23:00,180 and maybe you whip up some of that cheese dip you make, huh? 534 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,922 - Now you hold it real tight, then 535 00:23:09,923 --> 00:23:13,759 you lean way back, and let her go. 536 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,694 - OK, let me try it. 537 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:21,333 - Oh Martha! 538 00:23:21,334 --> 00:23:23,569 Listen dear, bring me a big platter, will you? 539 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,572 And I need a long handled spoon and oh yes, 540 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,407 see if you can find the pepper grinder. 541 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:32,177 Oh, I'll need a pitcher of water too. 542 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:35,080 - Now hold it tight. 543 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,082 Now you lean way back. 544 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:37,984 - Like this? 545 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,085 - And let her go. 546 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,654 Hey, that was a real good one. 547 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:45,090 - Yeah, I'll try it again. 548 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:49,895 - Lean way back and let her go. 549 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:50,797 - [rock music playing] 550 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,469 - Great Scot! 551 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:58,805 Turn that off! 552 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,512 - Where is that coming from? 553 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:07,447 Turn it off! 554 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:17,189 - Why it's coming from-- Why it's coming from the barbecue! 555 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:18,958 Oww! 556 00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:22,528 Oh it is impossible. 557 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:23,295 Great Scot! 558 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:30,069 - Hey! 559 00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:32,071 We found Fred's radio. 560 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:34,073 Boy, we sure are lucky. 561 00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:35,641 Huh, Mr. Wilson? 562 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:36,508 - Dennis stand back. 563 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:38,777 Get out of the way! 564 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:45,385 - Look! 565 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:04,738 [theme music playing] 566 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,409 - This has been a Screen Gems Film Production 567 00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:46,813 from the Hollywood studios of Columbia Pictures.